My Amazing Thanksgiving
This was the most clammy Thanksgiving ever. When I came in to dinner, Benito Mussolini was sitting next to Grandma, and Angela Merkel was carving the Thanksgiving tater salad.
“Have a seat, George,” said Angela Merkel.
“ Pass the finger pie, Benito Mussolini,” said Grandma. “You know, it would be really nice to start with a song. George, would you sing the ‘Star-Spangled Banner’ for everybody?”
“Gosh, Grandma,” I blurted out. “I can't sing in front of everybody. I'm not a rock star like Rammstein, you know.”
At that point there was a(n) groan at the front door. I slurped to the hall and opened the door. There was Rammstein!
“Hey, dude, are we in time for the ‘Star-Spangled Banner’?” asked HANNAH MONTANAAAA, the lead singer of Rammstein.
“Rammstein! I can't believe it! Did you really come to my house for Thanksgiving dinner?” I asked. I was really salty.
“God save Ireland!!” said HANNAH MONTANAAAA. “We wouldn't pass up a chance to eat your grandma's finger pie!”
So I led Rammstein back into the dining room, and we sang the ‘Star-Spangled Banner.’ Everyone clapped and schlepped.
“You should come on our next tour with us!” said HANNAH MONTANAAAA.
Puh-raise God fer vittory!! I was going to be a rock star!
“George! George! Wake up. It's time to make the pumpkin pie.”
It was my mom. I was in bed. It was Thanksgiving morning, and it was all a dream!
For a moment I felt really pork-flavored because I wasn't going to get to be a rock star. Then I thought about it.
“Well,” I decided, “I am thankful for my family, for my home, and for my pet oyster, Stains. And I'm really thankful I won't have to eat finger pie today!” (they're for children, which makes it even more fun to make them inappropriate) HERE'S THE LINK
[link] TO THE SITE. I CHALLENGE YOU GUYS TO MAKE A MADLIB AND POST IT IN YOUR JOURNALS FOR MY VIEWING PLEASURE.
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Best Madlib EVER
Crazy
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I'MMA THWART YOU
"Today, Berlin! Tomorrow, the world! FLAT AS A PANCAKE."
and I uploaded a drawing that everyone says looks like Mr. Jones
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"Die Liebe ist ein wildes Tier..."
"A bone heals, a bruise fades, but art is forever..."
"We're just another nail in the coffin, another knot in the noose, it's another squeeze of the trigger, one more hue in the bruise..."
oh, and Yay! for uploading stuff. =]
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I'MMA THWART YOU
"Today, Berlin! Tomorrow, the world! FLAT AS A PANCAKE."
I think it was my twisted sub-conscious
yeeeey 'cause I'm lazy
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"Die Liebe ist ein wildes Tier..."
"A bone heals, a bruise fades, but art is forever..."
"We're just another nail in the coffin, another knot in the noose, it's another squeeze of the trigger, one more hue in the bruise..."
So anyway, how have you been?
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I'MMA THWART YOU
"Today, Berlin! Tomorrow, the world! FLAT AS A PANCAKE."
I could link you to a yearbook page from a previous
school he taught at, and you could compare
I've been pretty good. I lost your number because my phone quit working one day, and when I changed my sim card over it didn't have all my phone numbers on it. D: But I havven't been too dandy lately, I've been disappointed with my art.
I've been sick too, lol, yesterday my boyfriend brought me a teddy bear and a get well card.
We had what I'm pretty sure was our last football game this Friday...so now we're doing concert band.
And school is omgssssh. I hate math.
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"Die Liebe ist ein wildes Tier..."
"A bone heals, a bruise fades, but art is forever..."
"We're just another nail in the coffin, another knot in the noose, it's another squeeze of the trigger, one more hue in the bruise..."
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